you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed