what ever happened to devon sawa?
i'm really worried about him.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.