WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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