when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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