Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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