i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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