your thong is hanging out like whoa
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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