I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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