He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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