I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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