Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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