That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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