Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Can I color on your dick again?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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