My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
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I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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