She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He had one of those small greek statue penises
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida