How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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