im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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