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Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin

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(262): Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin http://tfl.nu/0pd1

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(407): View more from Florida

Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?

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I hate you

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(407): Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face? (1-407): I hate you http://tfl.nu/nn9u

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(732): View more from New Jersey

she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her

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Clearly I went along with it

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(732): she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her (732): Clearly I went along with it http://tfl.nu/y5y5

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(425): View more from Washington

her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.

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(425): her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle. http://tfl.nu/baj8

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(347): View more from New York

I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.

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(347): I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there. http://tfl.nu/8ypv

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.

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(612): Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us. http://tfl.nu/wdqz

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!

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(832): How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?! http://tfl.nu/iqkb

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(619): View more from California

Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.

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(619): Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer. http://tfl.nu/flbo

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(248): View more from Michigan

All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.

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Gonna go for any of them?

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Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.

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(248): All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go. (269): Gonna go for any of them? (248): Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us. http://tfl.nu/3pp6

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.

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(336): You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome. http://tfl.nu/fpao

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah

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(479): I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah http://tfl.nu/ef97

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(239): View more from Florida

Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.

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(239): Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance. http://tfl.nu/mqe0

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(618): View more from Illinois

I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.

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(618): I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic. http://tfl.nu/2s9s

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(775): View more from Nevada

she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much

(702): View more from Nevada

you puked ON HER

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(775): she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much (702): you puked ON HER http://tfl.nu/qqj0

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(480): View more from Arizona

She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.

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(480): She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine. http://tfl.nu/3eun

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