I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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