mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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