It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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