Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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