Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips