i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she peed on how many people?
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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