Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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