at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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