There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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