The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
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Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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