Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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