have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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