is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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