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say what?
wanna hang out?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
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i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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