She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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