absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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