no you cant smoke seaweed
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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