where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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