I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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