TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
There r osticjed everywhere
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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I AM VODKA MAN
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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