I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.