forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day