Moan for me like Helen Keller
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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