my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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