Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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Have fun and good luck.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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