talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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