I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..