Do you still have your period?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.