Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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