I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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