problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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