wrigley field is MILF paradise
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it