i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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