I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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