dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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