Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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