i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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